Environment

Fossil Fuel Giant Secures $370 Million Tax Break by Claiming Natural Gas Is a Trendy Alternative Fuel

In a world where words no longer have meaning and gravity is just a suggestion made by nerds in lab coats, a massive fossil fuel corporation has managed to secure a $370 million tax break. Their secret weapon? Rebranding natural gas as an alternative fuel. This is the corporate equivalent of a wolf wearing a sheepskin rug and demanding a government subsid…