Ducksauce

Fortune Cookie Tries Radical Honesty, Ruins Everyone's Tuesday

A LaughParty comic take. Comic fiction: What follows is entirely made up, inspired by the universal experience of opening a free dessert and getting a mild emotional bruise. It began, as most great sagas do, with a takeout order. Our entirely fictional hero, Dana, requested lo mein, two spring rolls, and enough duck sauce to fill a birdbath. The food arri…