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Illinois Finally Tackles the Big Issues by Naming the Italian Beef the Official State Sandwich

In a world where politicians usually spend their time arguing about budgets, infrastructure, or whose turn it is to buy the office donuts, the Illinois House of Representatives has finally decided to tackle the single most important issue facing the Great Lakes region: exactly how much gravy is too much gravy? A new bill is currently sizzling its way towa…