Blinking

Area Man Refuses to Blink During Tar Drop Livestream, Now on Day Four

A LaughParty comic take. Comic fiction: everything below is invented for laughs. No real scientists, viewers or eyeballs were harmed. In the fictional town of Dripton, the Institute for Extremely Patient Science has launched what it calls the most intense livestream in human history: a single blob of tar, hanging from a funnel, thinking about falling. The…