Banana

Local Man Discovers Single Banana Has Developed Luxury Lifestyle, Personal Brand

Dennis Pruitt walked into the Fairmeadow Market on Tuesday expecting a quick, dignified errand: one banana, for a snack, to eat in a car. He walked out forty minutes later holding a receipt the length of a bedsheet and a new respect for tropical fruit. It started innocently. Dennis spotted a lone banana in a basket near the register, glowing under a tiny…