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My Wife Can’t Watch Gladiator Without Fact Checking The Sandals

Marriage is a beautiful journey of compromise, growth, and, apparently, high-definition forensic investigation. For years, I assumed that my wife watched movies for the plot, the cinematography, or perhaps the gratuitous shots of Russell Crowe looking broodingly into the middle distance. It turns out I was wrong. My wife watches movies like a private inve…