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Mom Jokes

I don't always tell mom jokes.

Can I tell you a joke?

Your bum broke! hahaha!

The Elevator Joke

I told my friend an elevator joke the other day.

Chicken Coops and Their Doors

Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?

The Smoke Alarm's Rave Review

Knock knock. Who's there? Chef. Chef who?

The 007 Brew

What beer does Sean Connery drink?

The Galactic Golfer

A Stormtrooper went golfing today.

Label Maker Menace

Today my boss will learn that I am nowhere near mature enough

Helicopter With An Ejection Seat

What do you call a helicopter with an ejection seat?

The Door Identity Crisis

When is a door not a door?

The Cloud's Identity Crisis

I asked the meteorologist why he seemed so emotionally distant lately. He said he'd been going through a lot.

The Commitment That Knocked

Knock knock. Who's there? Closure. Closure who?

The Weather App's Honest Review

I asked my weather app how accurate it was. It said, 'We're right about 50% of the time.' I said, 'That's terrible!' It said, 'Yeah, but that's still better than your uncle who checks the sky and says, '

The Psychic With A Weight Problem

What do you call an obese psychic?

Kayaking Where You Least Expect It

I found a guy kayaking in my attic when I got home from work today...

Beethoven's Doorbell Dilemma

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

The Pasta's Big Confession

Why did the spaghetti refuse to go to the party?

Toadally Sweet

What's a toads favourite sweet?

The Web's Resident Arachnid

What sits in the middle of the world wide web?

The Most Productive Part of My Day

I spent three hours today carefully crafting the perfect caption, choosing the ideal filter, and finding just the right hashtags to post a photo of my lunch.

Scientific Intimacy

My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom.