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Shell Station

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Mountain Math

What's shorter than Mt. Everest?

Odd Behavior

Why are teenage girls so odd?

Mathematical Ineptitude

"Describe yourself in 4 words."

The Extreme Easter Bunny

Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?

Avocado Quacking

What does a Mexican duck say?

Eye Exercises

Out of all my body parts, my eyes are in the best shape.

Trunk Logistics

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

The One Who Knocks

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Concrete Comedy

What's grey and can't fly?

Locomotive Moods

I saw a train today...

Digital Communication

I gave my wife my email address

Pirate Etiquette

I'd tell you the joke about the pirate.

The Udderly Caffeine-Free Cow

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

The Surprise Greeting

I love when I leave work early to surprise my wife at home and she greets me with those three very special words...

Shower Time Hazard

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

KING SOLOMON

I shall cut it in two, half for each of you. WOMAN: sure

A Literal Punchline

I told this guy I was arguing with if he stepped one more step closer I would hit him in the face, but he kept walking right to me.

Old-Fashioned Names

We gave our children old-fashioned names...

Binary Expectations

There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, those who don't,

Marine Biology 101

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?