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Parental Perspective

As my friend confessed, 'My teenage daughter never even talks to me,'

Vacation Destination

Wait a second, so violence is an actual resort?

A Pirate's Steering Problem

A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel sticking out his crotch. 'Does that not hurt?' asks the bartender.

Internet Humor

What happens when i find a good joke?

A Cross to Bear

I used to think that "Lacrosse"

Midnight Preparedness

I sleep with a knife under my bed in case I can't open my midnight snacks.

Grounded Flight

My paper aeroplane won't fly.

Swift Regret

Just ate the last slice of pizza and I wish there was more.

Coding Blues

Why was the programmer lonely?

The MLM Yak

What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

Needle Phobia

I always get nervous before injections so I shut my eyes.

The Fashionista Girlfriend

What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates: 1. Nice shirt 2. Wow, a second nice shirt. 3. Okay, first shirt again.

The Psychic With A Weight Problem

What do you call an obese psychic?

Kayaking Where You Least Expect It

I found a guy kayaking in my attic when I got home from work today...

Artistic Audition

Why did Van Gogh become a painter?

Literal Parenting

Until I had kids I didn't realize that "bouncing off the walls"

The Adulthood Paradox

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast,

The Math Trilogy

I just finished reading the fifth book in this great series.

Sledding Blues

Just went sledding for the first time I liked it until I got on the sled.

A Leak in the Sink

So I'm in a hotel and call the front desk saying, "Hey! I gotta leak in the sink!"

Dashboard Dining

Glad the lady in front of me decided at the last second to stop at the yellow light