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The Dating Red Flag
[date gets back from the bathroom] those batman toys in the tub are so cute! How old are your kids?
Coleman Lazy River
Good news for your wallet and bad news for your backyard fantasies: this "Coleman 200FT Lazy River Pool System" is apparently available at Costco. ...
How to Become an Overnight Success in Just Fifteen Years of Failure
If you have ever spent more than five minutes scrolling through the internet, you have likely encountered the term "overnight success." Usually, this ...
Block Fires Half Its Humans After Realizing Robots Don't Need Mental Health Days or Artisanal Coffee
In a move that surprised absolutely no one who has been paying attention to the slow, metallic takeover of our society, Block, the company formerly kn ...
The Smoke Alarm Chef
My dad always said the smoke alarm was the most important tool in the kitchen. I asked him why, and he smiled proudly.
The Competitive Vegetable Garden
The local fencing club had to disband after the coach realized they weren't actually training athletes...
The Asparagus Career Path
I tried to get a job at the vegetable warehouse, but they let me go because I couldn't keep my stalks in line.
The Ultimate Core Strength Discovery
My fitness trainer told me that the most effective way to engage my core and truly feel the burn was to perform three sets of 'The Accountant’s Plank.'
Dave Chappelle Reminds Artists That Without Boundaries Your Work is Just a Complimentary Motel Mint
Dave Chappelle has emerged from his metaphorical mountain retreat once again to remind the creative world that if you do not value your art, the rest ...
Golden Retriever Having a Full Blown Existential Crisis Is Every Single One of Us Right Now
Meet Barnaby, a Golden Retriever whose golden fur is matched only by the sheer, unadulterated confusion currently radiating from his soul. Barnaby isn ...