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Buffering Blues

How I feel when watching youtube... I dont mind the buffer ... I dont mind the adds...

Marvelous Noodles

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

The Overworked Clock

The office clock kept staying late, missing lunch, and skipping breaks. HR finally called it in for a meeting and asked why it was so stressed. The clock sighed and said it was completely overwhelmed.

The Speed of Chuck

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light.

German Internet Culture

What do Germans look at on the internet?

River Vision

Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Inmate Communication

How do you call a prison inmate?

The Mustard Solution

How to get mustard out of your white shirt?

Telegraphic Apologies

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Me

[in hell] Me: *sneeze* The devil: bless you Me, waving as I float to heaven: haha, fool the devil: DAMN YOU

The Wealthy Sorceress

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

A Thief's Perspective

Irony is lost on kleptomaniacs because

Badminton Blues

I try to be a good sport,

Soccer Struggles

I don't watch soccer... If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 minutes,

Gigabyte Blues

The band's name is 1023 MB.

The Visualization Problem

My girlfriend says I can't visualize things.

A Musical Financial Crisis

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Tight Situation

Your pants are so tight...

The Amazon Mystery

I ordered a chicken and egg from Amazon.

The Chess Champion

I recently became friends with someone from Central Europe. We met at a Chess tournament and I've never once beaten him in a game.

Cheesy Puns

I really hate when people get brie confused with similar cheeses.