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The Honest President

Who was the only president that was not guilty?

Hardware Issues

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Tech Support Issues

I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed at me.

The Broken Pencil

I was going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil.

The Adobe Friend

"Hey, wanna hangout?" "Later." "Now?" "No, later" "How about now?" "Jesus christ."

The Grilled Defense

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

Habitual Quitter

Quitting smoking is really easy.

The Leg Length Requirement

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

A Nutty Crime

In the news, two nuts walked through Central Park today...

A Sewing Mishap

Today i made a mistake while sewing.

The Job Interview

Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in five years?" Me: "Celebrating the five-year anniversary of you asking me this question."

Wilderness Chills

If you want to get your beer cold out in the wilds

Lost and Found

I'm in a band called Missing Cat.

The Stealthy Barbarian

What do you call a barbarian you can't see?

The Silent Pet

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

A Sightless Stumble

A blind guy walks into a bar...

The Eavesdropper

I overheard two female coworkers say there was a creepy dude listening to their conversation.

Narcoleptic Dreams

Follow your dreams.

The Claustrophobic Astronaut

Why did the claustrophobic astronaut quit NASA?

The Seer's Struggle

Tom got a backache from working as a seer.

Safe Bet

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?