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The Economic Yo Mama

Yo mama so lazy

A Colorful Mystery

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Canned Commuters

What did the sardine call the submarine?

The Cheese Factory Tour

I went on a tour of a cheese factory last week.

A Sudden Realization

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets.

Tattoo Regret Perspective

Whenever I have a bad day,

Financial Advice

Have you ever seen those "Give a penny, take a penny" things at convenience stores???

The Dapper Detective

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

A Smooth Operator

I just met someone who was a steam-roller operator.

The Stationary Swing

Describing a chair:

The Dictionary Thief

Someone stole my thesaurus. I have no words for how angry I am.

A Noodle Prayer

Dear lord, I thank you for these noodles I am about to eat.

Shocking Kitchen Advice

If the lever on your toaster breaks off and your bread starts burning, can you pry it out with a butter knife?

Apologies your honor

[slides ventriloquist dummy back under my seat]

The Never-Ending Question

4-year-old: Tell me a scary story! Me: One time little people popped out of your mom and they never stopped asking questions.

Small Business Advice

If you want to set up and run a small company...

My Wife made me choose between her, and my Love of Pointing out Doors

"If you want to leave" I told her,

Poaching Problems

My niece was fired from the chicken farm today

Patriotic Sneeze

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

The GPS Argument

My GPS and I got into an argument. I said "I know a shortcut." She said "Recalculating."

Mathematical Pastry

How do you tell the circumference of a pecan