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The Digital Breadcrumb Trail

Online privacy is a myth because I once whispered the word 'spatula' in my sleep, and by breakfast, my social media feed was showing me a sponsored video for a silicone flipper that also plays jazz music.

The Memory Foam Betrayal

My wife asked me why I've started spending so much money on expensive memory foam pillows and high-tech orthopaedic mattresses lately.

A Whale of a Time

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

Windows Weather Report

Why couldn't the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?

Cleaning the Attic

Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says ''Hey - get out! We don't want your type in here!''

The Coffee Conspiracy

I think my coffee maker is plotting against me. Every morning it beeps exactly when I am in the shower.

Awkward Gaming

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Menu Math

Now what's on the menu?

Prehistoric Playtime

T Rex isn't so scary if you imagine a bunch of baby T Rexes watching Barney

8: Daddy can we go to a haunted house tonight?

Me: You spent the night at Grandmas last week. 8: What? Me: Nothing. 8: I'm telling mom.

Charged with Battery

Energizer Bunny arrested:

The Math Book Problems

Why was the math book sad?

Feline Subtweets

I could be subtweeting my cat for all you know.

A Teacher Walks Into A Bar

A teacher walks into a bar. Guy: can I buy you a drink?

A Tall Order

Short people are oppressed.

The Reptilian Runner-Up

A man submitted a joke about alligators with ED to a pun competition...

A Murder Most Fowl

What do you call a group of chickens dressed up like crows?

The Dad Thermostat

My dad installed a lock on the thermostat. Then he hid the key.

Landlord Logistics

They say love is worth more than money.

The Apathetic World

The number one problem in the world today is apathy.

Spicy Afterlife

What will the "Red Hot Chili Peppers" become when they die?