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Monday's Surprising Motivation

My son asked me why I always seem so energetic on Monday mornings. I told him it's because I spend all weekend recharging.

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New Year, New Caterpillar

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

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Toto-lly Committed

I've started replacing "yes" with

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Target Practice

I tried to walk into Target...

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Social Commentary

Inside jokes are...

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Skeleton Geography

Where does sans live?

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Feline and Bovine

What do you call a disobedient feline pirate and a genetically altered cow?

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The Transit Interview

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

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I gave him the what for!

What for?

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Office Literature

Coworker: What book you reading there? Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

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The Calorie Exchange

I ran 3 miles this morning, so if I did my math correctly,

By Chuckles

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Bony Biology

How do skeletons reproduce?

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The Zombie Diet

What do vegan zombies eat?

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The Walmart Cycle

There's both a McDonald's and a blood pressure machine at our Walmart.

By Chuckles

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Academic Lawn Care

If God wanted me to mow my own lawn,

By Chuckles

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Ocular Observations

What did one eye say to the other?

By Chuckles

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Stone Age Geography

Apparently, people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones...

By Chuckles

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Sub-par Humor

TIFU by going to Jimmy John's for lunch..

By Chuckles

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The Berry Bad Diet

I'm quitting the blueberry only diet.

By Chuckles

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Equine Nightmares

The old farmer hates when the horses neigh at night.

By Chuckles

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Social Strategy

I get out of awkward dinner party convos

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