A good laugh is worth finding.

The Wasp's Knees

I once played the back end of a wasp in a pantomime play.

Programmer's Heartbreak

Every function without you...

Critics' Keystroke

I once walked out of a movie...

Greatest Blanks Reel

I'd love a video montage

The Naughty List Shortcut

I just assume everyone on my Christmas list has been naughty.

Economics 101: Balloon Edition

If I bought a balloon for $0.99...

Sweet Roles

I've got a pretty big role coming up

What goes dot-dot-croak dot-dash-croak ?

Medical Malpractice

My 4-year-old is playing doctor with her baby dolls. She walked by a minute ago holding just a leg.

The Zoo Beat

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

Condescending Defined

A lot of people say I'm condescending...

Stoner Finance

Where do stoners keep their money?

Literary Justice

Good Cop: Book 'em.

A Pirate's True Love

What's a pirates favorite letter?

The Customer is Always Right

I think I will start calling my wife "My Customer"

Disqualified by Refrigeration

If an elephant and a giraffe had a race, who would win?

The Funny Farm Misunderstanding

They say Margaret is a raving beauty.

The Secret to Marriage

Every Husband is a farmer by default. His survival solely depends on "agree"culture...

Going Around in Circles

EA cut so many corners with The Sims 4...