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Bad Habits Die Hard.

Did you hear about the new Die Hard where Willis Infiltrates a Corrupt Nunnery?

A Stake in the Game

A vampire stopped coming to my nightly poker games.

Elevator Awkwardness

I just pretended to be on my phone in the elevator and then my phone rang.

Sub Sandwich Mix-up

TIFU by getting meatball marinara instead of steak and cheese...

Algebraic Heartbreak

Dear Algebra, Don't make us find your X.

A Rocking Deal

Walking down the street today someone handed me a free air guitar...

A Walk to Remember

If you walk a mile in my shoes,

Modern Art Dilemma

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

Perspective

As you take another breath, someone takes their last.

Bilingual Bovine

What does a Spanish cow say?

A Buoyant Situation

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Friday Feelings

Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week what have you got to say about that?

The Performance Review

Critics are calling my performance of Wife Pretending To Care About Her Husband's Work Story

Sticky Situation

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

Surprise Party Skeptic

I've never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties.

Underwater Blues

Why was the clownfish sad?

Born to Cry

How can I ever be happy...

The Gummy Bear

What do you call a bear without teeth?

Mountain Misfortune

Today somebody told me about a bear that climbs a mountain...

The Marriage Correction

Him: you are correcting my every word for the last six years of our marriage

The Breakdancing Fish

Give a fish a worm, he lives another day. Teach a fish to worm,