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Military Math

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

Watchful Eyes

Why does Game of Thrones always kill off its main characters?

Cinematic Seasoning

What's every movie critic's favorite cooking ingredient?

Language Barrier

Avoiding the use of French-derived words...

The Cannibal's Diet

Did you hear about the cannibal who visited the ICU ward?

Holiday Confusion

Kids these days think Christmas is all about getting presents

Trumpet Logic

Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time? Son: Easy.

Culinary Confusion

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Out of?

Mom (about her son): Look at these marks Jim has scored... 8.. 10... 7.. Dad: Out of?

Aardvark Easter

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

The Wrong Order

TIFU by mixing up my wife's sandwich order at Subway.

Electric Success

What made Tesla successful ?

Apple Naming Rights

Big shoutout to the lazy, seven year old idiot

Teach us About Absolute Zero!

Teach us About Absolute Zero!

The Briny Deal

A cucumber made a dill with the devil.

The Writer's Block

"My anger began to flow through me like hot mountain sweat.." Um, don't you mean "Lava"?

Solar Vision

How many times can you look at the sun with a telescope?

Surprising Brows

I told my girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows too high.

The Defensive Eater

The second I sense someone about to ask for a bite of what I'm eating,

Mint Condition

[candy store] ME: I'd like to return this Tic Tac. CLERK: It looks partially eaten. ME: It's still in...

Dyslexic Dining

What do dyslexic zombies eat?