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Patio Furniture Puns

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Social Media Diagnosis

I'm beginning to worry about my obsession with technology. I told my doctor, "I think I'm addicted to Twitter."

The Missing Product

Head and Shoulders should make a body wash

Chemical Spirits

Chemists have an unpopular view on alcohol...

The Powerless Move

My signature move is having my phone connected for hours

Time Travel Protest

"What do we want?!" "TIME TRAVEL!" "When do we want it?!"

A Family of One

Once upon a time, there was a Mexican family...

Magical Disappearing Act

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Parting the Grounds

How does Moses make his coffee?

Stormtrooper Standards

All I want for Christmas is a stormtrooper.

The Overachieving Pooch

Me: Play dead. My Dog:

Clubbing Seal

So a seal walks into a club.

Doctor Doctor

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking?

The Front Lawn Date

I met my girlfriend's dad last weekend, he told me "Anything you do to my daughter I'll do to you on my front lawn!"

A Cool Recovery

Did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero?

Social Media Vigilante

Do the right thing today:

Any two-watt bulbs?

Any two-watt bulbs? For what? That'll do. I'll take two. Two what? I thought you didn't have any. Any what?

Stay Vigilant

Be Alert

The Unofficial Relationship

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker...

The Worst Birthday Present

The worst birthday present I ever got was from my grandma when I turned 5. She gave me three socks.

A Far-Fetched Tale

I was out walking my dog when another man with a dog approached me, picked up a stick and said 'I could throw this stick a mile away and this dog would bring it back.'