Search LaughParty
Found 2,666 results for "jokes"
Social Media Diagnosis
I'm beginning to worry about my obsession with technology. I told my doctor, "I think I'm addicted to Twitter."
The Front Lawn Date
I met my girlfriend's dad last weekend, he told me "Anything you do to my daughter I'll do to you on my front lawn!"
Any two-watt bulbs?
Any two-watt bulbs? For what? That'll do. I'll take two. Two what? I thought you didn't have any. Any what?
The Worst Birthday Present
The worst birthday present I ever got was from my grandma when I turned 5. She gave me three socks.
A Far-Fetched Tale
I was out walking my dog when another man with a dog approached me, picked up a stick and said 'I could throw this stick a mile away and this dog would bring it back.'