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The Customer is Always Right

I think I will start calling my wife "My Customer"

The Funny Farm Misunderstanding

They say Margaret is a raving beauty.

Stuffed and Distracted

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Dental Dilemma

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

The Salad Lie

Her: You know when you're craving a cheeseburger but you order a salad instead...

Ape Walk

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

The Box Hater

I raised my hand during my kickboxing lesson to ask when we get to kick boxes.

Denim Genetics

What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

Low Resolution

I have an old resolution

Heightened Expectations

My doctor told me if I was 5" taller I'd be at the ideal weight,

Philosophical Breakfast

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

A Statistical Mystery

In America, someone is shot every 15 seconds.

Condensed Kitty

Why was the cat so small?

Artistic Breakfast

What do modern artists eat for breakfast?

Pub Priorities

If you see me longingly looking at you at the pub,

Cultured Geography

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Camping Conflict

Camping as a couple is stressful...

Lunar Dining

Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon?

A Short Cut

I went to the barbers today. My wife sent me a text that said we had a pipe leaking. I told the barber we're going to have to cut this short.

The Loophole Cat

My boyfriend said we could only get one cat.

The Anatomy of a Pun

What do you call a man with no shins?