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The Cat Lady Reservation

Hello, I'd like a reservation for two. Also, what is your policy on cats?

The Language Barrier

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Unfortunately, the beer doesn't understand English commands.

Goatlike Reflexes

I'VE GOT GOATLIKE SPEED & REFLEXES "Don't you mean catlike-"

Philosophical Stance

Always stand up for what you believe in,

Socially Awkward

Coworker: Are you seeing anyone? Me: Unfortunately. CW: Then why are you dating her?

Stationery Royalty

Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Party Guest

Should I bring anything to your party?

Santa's Sharp Ears

A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears!

Bubble Trouble

What do you call a bugle inside of a bubble?

A Bug's Life of Crime

While escaping from the police, what did one bug say to the other?

Hoops and Poultry

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Retail Fatigue

Once you've seen one shopping centre...

The Promotion Nobody Wanted

My boss told me I had a lot of potential and that he could really see me going places. I got so excited, I thought I was finally getting that big promotion I'd been working toward for years.

Barroom Bites

Sandwich walks into a bar

The Dalai Lama went into a pizza shop..

And asked them to make him one with everything.

The Universal Bow

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Medical Misconduct

What is it called when sensitive medical information about a very fat patient is disclosed?

Patio Furniture Puns

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Chemical Spirits

Chemists have an unpopular view on alcohol...

The Overachieving Pooch

Me: Play dead. My Dog:

Doctor Doctor

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking?