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A Head Cold

Teacher: Can't you retain anything in your head overnight?

The Thesaurus Dilemma

Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank....

A Sticky Situation

If green gummy bears are strawberry flavored, what is the flavor of yellow gummy bears?

The Tallest Building

What's the tallest building in town?

Ink Economics

All my tattoos pretty much mean the same thing.

Island Geography

What are the inhabitants of Crete called?

Generous Tableware

What did one plate say to the other?

Server Issues

Pokemon GO is trying to fix its servers...

The Canine Choreographer

There's this dog teaching me some new dance moves.

Quantum Dating

What do you call when a female physicist decides to try dating women for a change?

A Close Shave

Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No.

You have a BA?

Ooooh! Look at you! Well, I have a BA, an MA, & a PhD.

What's brown and sticky?

What's brown and sticky?

Juan Direction

Anyone else want to join my all Mexican tribute band?

Unicorn Evolution

Rhinos are really just old, fat unicorns.

Vegetarian Conflict

If two vegetarians are arguing

Titanic's Dating Life

Why did the Titanic have a hard time getting a date?

Tree Placement

I bought a Christmas tree today. The guy asked me if I was going to put it up myself.

A Deep Observation

Why did the blind woman fall into the well?

The Fantastic Logic

If I drink alcohol, I'm alcoholic...

A Big Mistake

I bought a 5 gallon drum of correction fluid the other day.