A good laugh is worth finding.

Musical Misunderstandings

My mother always told me never to listen to Rumours.

The Dragon Ball Repair

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The Musical Canine

The music teacher at the school my niece goes to was out sick 2 days last week. The school had a dog fill in for her.

Bilbo wakes up suddenly to Don't Stop Believing.

High Fidelity Victory

Why do audiophiles never lose a fight?

High Stakes Diet

I lost 50 pounds in two days.

A Novel Ending

What's at the end of Moby Dick?

Low Maintenance Pets

Dust bunnies are great pets because...

Pronoun Problems

I'm still learning my pronouns...

Persistent Delusions

Things I know I cannot do but still try to:

Watchful Guardian

Why did Jon Snow become a spokesman for Rolex?

A Healthy Salad

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

The Bargain Skaters

What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates?

The Beetle's Request

A dung beetle walks into a bar

Straight from the Horse's... Other End

A horse walks into a bar...

The Best Workout

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch.

See that guy over there?

I have to serve him with papers today. Oh really? Why?

Lightening the Load

3 men were on a boat, and all they had were 4 cigarettes. Unsure of what to do, one of them throws a cigarette overboard.