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Witchy Education

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Accent Training

Say 'beer can' in a British accent.

The Sweet Story

Did you hear the joke about the bees?

Spelling Bee Irony

My school always awarded dictionaries to the spelling bee winners.

A Quiet Grandpa

My Grandpa got his tongue shot off in the war...

Short Stature

What is E.T. short for?

Alphabetical Order

What comes after America?

Crunching Numbers

Guy in the club: *lifts up his shirt* I do 400 crunches a day.

Low Standards

I raise the bar

Investment Question

If a leopard and a cheetah both had companies, which stock should you buy?

Hindsight is 2020

I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years.

Structural Integrity

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The Replacement Plan

Me: You should be nicer to me. You'll never have another dad.

Extraterrestrial Tableware

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

Schrodinger's Cat

Schrodinger's Cat is depressed

Academic Struggles

Did you hear about the cannibal in school?

Priorities

If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?

Calendar Mastery

It may seem like I have my shit together,

A Blunt Observation

This surgical knife isn't sharp,

Culinary Romance

What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?

A Forgettable Performance

I was going to buy tickets to see Michael McDonald in concert...