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The Social Media Grudge

"Well well well, if it isn't the person who didn't like my Instagram photo"

The Honest Liar

Never underestimate the value of stretching...

A Timely Observation

Hands down half 6 is my favourite time of day.

Rhino Breakfast

How do rhinos like their eggs?

A Heavy Realization

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.

Outstanding Debt

Bank: 'Miss, it says here that your debt is outstanding.'

Personal Space Invader

According to my neighbor's journal,

Musical Intervention

You stop bad music with a tuning fork. How do you stop bad singing?

Geometric Geometry

If you made a triangle with sticks...

Ambidextrous Ambivalence

I'm lucky enough to be ambidextrous.

A Bloody Good Pun

Most animals don't like gore.

The Moose-Ant Dilemma

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

Babysitting Blunders

I was asked to babysit once but it didn't go very well.

Geometry Lesson

Why can't a person draw a perfect circle?

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

The Paranoid Bulb

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Reptilian Refreshments

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Pigeon Beats

Pigeons always look like they're jamming out to an invisible iPod.

Political Pollination

Why do the bees have honey? Because they have a queen.

Holiday Herd

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

Botanical Romance

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked a lot?