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The Lincoln Navigator

Matthew McMonaughey's Lincoln doesn't make left turns...

Coffee Shop Trust

Woman next to me at coffee shop just asked a guy who's farther away to watch her computer for a sec.

Garden Fashion

Does this leaf make me look fat?

South American Wealth

What do you call a rich South American?

Oddly Even

Girl 1: 1....3....5....7....9.... Girl 2: What the hell? Why are you skipping numbers?

Dim Sum Lighting

What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

Primate Tactics

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

International Arms Dealer

Her: What do you do? Me: Global prosthetics distribution. Her: You're an artificial limb salesman?

Fashionably Hungry

Never go shopping on an empty stomach,

The Marital Compromise

Make love not war...

The Influencer's Big Following

I told my friend I had 10,000 followers and he was really impressed. He asked if I was famous on Instagram or TikTok.

Indifferent Philosophy

Ignorance or apathy?

Academic Career Paths

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

I'd like a nice stiff entendre please.

Want me to make it a double?

Nobody Likes This

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.

Fruit-crossed Lovers

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

The Hemogoblin

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

Fitness Fail

Weighed myself. Did elliptical for 30 minutes. Weighed myself. Half a pound heavier.

The Adult Reality Check

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why.

Summer Abroad

My parents once sent me abroad for the summer

Dairy Dreams

I dream of a world where even lactose is tolerated by everyone.