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Fruitful Matrimony

Why don't melons run away to get married?

Second Chance Policy

Of course everyone deserves a 2nd chance,

Seeing Other People

I think my blind girlfriend just broke up with me.

The Hula Burger

Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula?

ME: Excuse me...Where's the rowing boat equipment?

EMPLOYEE: Keep going down there, Oar Aisle. ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: EMPLOYEE: ME:

Alphabet Soup

I ate five cans of alphabet soup yesterday.

Awkward Greetings

Sorry I got confused

What do you call...

a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Speeding Ticket Blues

I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail.

Radioactive Comedy

Never tell a joke to plutonium,

The Linguistic Trap

If you say "gullible" slowly it sounds like "oranges"

Helicopter With An Ejection Seat

What do you call a helicopter with an ejection seat?

The Door Identity Crisis

When is a door not a door?

The Cloud's Identity Crisis

I asked the meteorologist why he seemed so emotionally distant lately. He said he'd been going through a lot.

Legal Tech Gap

Lawyers and computers have both been proliferating since 1970.

Portuguese Puns

What do you call an old person from Portugal?

The Monk's Order

A Buddhist monk walks up to a Hotdog vender and says

Commuting Chef

How does a chef get to work?

High Jumpers

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Fast Pachyderms

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

Knock Knock

Ali !