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The Rickroll Collection

Rick Astley asked to borrow my Pixar collection.

Lawn Care Tragedy

I read in the news today that a man in Los Angeles was killed when he got caught up in a turf war.

The Delivery Room Dilemma

As my wife gave birth all the doctors yelled, "Push!"

Gorilla Rejection

ME: *falls into gorilla enclosure*

Disposal Dilemma

My garbage disposal can't even handle this banana

A Bitter Commute

The definition of mixed emotions...

Toddler Troubles

It's amazing the little things you learn about your kids as they grow everyday.

The Fax of Life

My boss has a rather shrill phone voice.

Lumberjack Lag

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Charades Catastrophe

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that the worst time to have a heart attack

The Zoo Exhibit

I went to the zoo the other day... The only animal they had was a small dog.

Modern Monikers

Imagine if last names were invented now,

The Duck's Perspective

I think a duck's opinion of me,

The Polar Pause

So a polar bear walks into a bar... and says, "I'll have a gin.....and tonic" The bartender says, "What's with the big pause?"

The Parenting Myth

Myth: Have kids close in age. It gets easier and they'll have a friend to play with.

Slippery Mosquitoes

If you accidentally use Pam cooking spray instead of Off...

Chemical Friendship

My friend firmly believes that he's a solute.

The Clean Shaven Benefit

The bad news: I shaved off my beard.

Marital Math

The difference between polygamy and monogamy.

Feline Parking

Why was the lion-tamer fined ?

Agricultural Breakups

How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?