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Snowy Communication

The other day, I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow...

The Missing Shower

Did you take a shower today?

The Wooden Car

Did you hear about the car with wooden wheels, a wooden engine, and wooden doors?

Seashell Boredom

May you never be as bored as whoever figured out that holding a seashell to your ear sounds like the ocean

German Efficiency

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hide-and-Seek Tournament Troubles

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "You look like you've got a lot on your mind." The man replies, "Yeah… I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament" The bartender asks, "How'd it go?"

A Jewish kid asks his dad for 50 bucks.

His dad says, "40 dollars?"

Cemetery Cell Service Struggles

My son said he didn't get a phone signal when walking past the cemetery.

No End in Sight

No end in sight... I can't see an end. I have no control. I don't think there's any escape. I don't even have a home anymore.

The Helpful Wife

My wife is kind to strangers, she stopped an old lady from buying evaporated milk...

Appraisal Issues

I wish the Antiques Roadshow guy had just told me how much my swords were worth

Frozen Puns

This winter, ice crystals will stick together and fall from the sky

The Handyman's Unfinished Business

Knock knock. Who's there? Drywall. Drywall who?

Marital Status

What's the male equivalent of a widow?

Speed Demon

I just raced a Smart car.

Specific Ambitions

Growing up, I always wanted to be someone.

An Unlikely Alliance

An Eel asked an Eagle: do you know why we can't team up?

The Snickers Distraction

Had to pause Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory to go buy a king sized Snickers.

Space Exploration Mishaps

Curiosity killed the cat...

Hydrant Factory Blues

A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained:

Early Shift

What time does a mechanic wake up?