A sadist and a masochist meet. The masochist starts pleading, 'Hit me! Please hit me!'
The sadist looks at him, smiles, and calmly replies, 'No.'
In the Stone Age, your reading lamp was a bird holding a glowing rock in its beak.
My food delivery app has said 'Your driver is 2 minutes away' for the last 40 minutes.
For the first time ever, I scanned every single item at self-checkout perfectly on the first try.
Our jungle guide explained that howler monkeys scream at dawn to mark their territory.
After I bought my cat a fancy new bed, she finally showed me some appreciation.
If I were a Disney princess, woodland birds would help me get dressed every morning.
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