The Sadist's Refusal
A sadist and a masochist meet. The masochist starts pleading, 'Hit me! Please hit me!'
The sadist looks at him, smiles, and calmly replies, 'No.'
A sadist and a masochist meet. The masochist starts pleading, 'Hit me! Please hit me!'
The sadist looks at him, smiles, and calmly replies, 'No.'
I was very upset when my wife told me our son wasn't mine.
I spent all weekend watching tutorial videos, carefully measuring twice, and selecting the perfect tools before tackling my first home improvement project.
Where do lizards go after their tail falls off?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Snooze. Snooze who?
How many swimmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Knock knock. Who's there? Dinner. Dinner who?
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