The Fitness Journey
I started a new fitness program. Day one went great: I drove to the gym, looked at it from the parking lot, and drove home.
Day two: I did not even drive there. That is what I call progress — I cut the commute time in half.
I started a new fitness program. Day one went great: I drove to the gym, looked at it from the parking lot, and drove home.
Day two: I did not even drive there. That is what I call progress — I cut the commute time in half.
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "You look like you've got a lot on your mind." The man replies, "Yeah… I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament" The bartender asks, "How'd it go?"
My son said he didn't get a phone signal when walking past the cemetery.
Knock knock. Who's there? Drywall. Drywall who?
Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?
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