The Fitness Journey
I started a new fitness program. Day one went great: I drove to the gym, looked at it from the parking lot, and drove home.
Day two: I did not even drive there. That is what I call progress — I cut the commute time in half.
I started a new fitness program. Day one went great: I drove to the gym, looked at it from the parking lot, and drove home.
Day two: I did not even drive there. That is what I call progress — I cut the commute time in half.
I was very upset when my wife told me our son wasn't mine.
I spent all weekend watching tutorial videos, carefully measuring twice, and selecting the perfect tools before tackling my first home improvement project.
Where do lizards go after their tail falls off?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Snooze. Snooze who?
How many swimmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Knock knock. Who's there? Dinner. Dinner who?
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