The Constipated Dyslexic
Did you hear about the constipated dyslexic?
He had trouble moving his elbows.
Did you hear about the constipated dyslexic?
He had trouble moving his elbows.
My smartphone is so incredibly advanced that it can translate ancient Greek in real-time and map the entire observable universe. Yet, the moment I walk into the kitchen to get a glass of water, it loses the Wi-Fi signal and acts like we've traveled back to 1994.
Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?
An infectious disease enters a bar and the bartender says, 'we don't serve your kind here'.
Do you hate yourself? Do you wish someone would trip you down stairs? Do you enjoy lacerations & and surprise vomit piles?
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