The Alarm Clock
My relationship with my alarm clock is complicated.
Every morning it tries to wake me up and I hit it. We keep going back and forth. It never gives up on me though, which is more than I can say for my gym membership.
My relationship with my alarm clock is complicated.
Every morning it tries to wake me up and I hit it. We keep going back and forth. It never gives up on me though, which is more than I can say for my gym membership.
After I bought my cat a fancy new bed, she finally showed me some appreciation.
If I were a Disney princess, woodland birds would help me get dressed every morning.
My cousins named their newborn 'Terms and Conditions.'
I finally went to a big stadium concert, and everyone in front of me filmed the entire show.
I asked my smart speaker to play something relaxing.
My dog sat quietly by the back door for forty minutes so he wouldn't interrupt my important work.
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