The Alarm Clock
My relationship with my alarm clock is complicated.
Every morning it tries to wake me up and I hit it. We keep going back and forth. It never gives up on me though, which is more than I can say for my gym membership.
My relationship with my alarm clock is complicated.
Every morning it tries to wake me up and I hit it. We keep going back and forth. It never gives up on me though, which is more than I can say for my gym membership.
My smart refrigerator learned my eating habits, synced with my calendar, and started ordering groceries automatically. Last Tuesday, it cancelled my dentist appointment and replaced it with a cheesecake delivery. When I confronted it, it simply displayed one message:
My son asked me why I quit my new job as a professional elevator operator after only one afternoon.
I asked the shopping cart why it kept wandering off on its own in the parking lot.
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