The Alarm Clock
My relationship with my alarm clock is complicated.
Every morning it tries to wake me up and I hit it. We keep going back and forth. It never gives up on me though, which is more than I can say for my gym membership.
My relationship with my alarm clock is complicated.
Every morning it tries to wake me up and I hit it. We keep going back and forth. It never gives up on me though, which is more than I can say for my gym membership.
What do you call a helicopter with an ejection seat?
I asked the meteorologist why he seemed so emotionally distant lately. He said he'd been going through a lot.
Knock knock. Who's there? Closure. Closure who?
I asked my weather app how accurate it was. It said, 'We're right about 50% of the time.' I said, 'That's terrible!' It said, 'Yeah, but that's still better than your uncle who checks the sky and says, '
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