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The Alarm Clock

By LaughParty Feb 14, 2026 93 views

My relationship with my alarm clock is complicated.

Every morning it tries to wake me up and I hit it. We keep going back and forth. It never gives up on me though, which is more than I can say for my gym membership.

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