Musical Differences
My girlfriend played the cello and I loved it. But recently she gave up the cello and took up the violin, so I had to break up with her.
Because I'm all about that bass, no treble.
My girlfriend played the cello and I loved it. But recently she gave up the cello and took up the violin, so I had to break up with her.
Because I'm all about that bass, no treble.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Kitten. Kitten who?
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My boss told me I had a lot of potential and that he could really see me going places. I got so excited, I thought I was finally getting that big promotion I'd been working toward for years.
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