Monopoly with Chuck
When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars.
You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars.
You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
A giraffe walks into a high-end department store and asks the clerk for a silk necktie, but insists on trying it on before buying.
Knock knock. Who's there? Kitten. Kitten who?
My boss told me I had a lot of potential and that he could really see me going places. I got so excited, I thought I was finally getting that big promotion I'd been working toward for years.
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Lord Commander: "So, Jon Snow, is it true you have lain with a Wildling girl?" Jon Snow: "Yes, sir, it is true."
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