Monopoly with Chuck
When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars.
You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars.
You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "You look like you've got a lot on your mind." The man replies, "Yeah… I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament" The bartender asks, "How'd it go?"
My son said he didn't get a phone signal when walking past the cemetery.
Knock knock. Who's there? Drywall. Drywall who?
Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?
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