Monopoly with Chuck
When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars.
You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars.
You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
Knock knock. Who's there? Chef. Chef who?
What do you call a helicopter with an ejection seat?
I asked the meteorologist why he seemed so emotionally distant lately. He said he'd been going through a lot.
Knock knock. Who's there? Closure. Closure who?
I asked my weather app how accurate it was. It said, 'We're right about 50% of the time.' I said, 'That's terrible!' It said, 'Yeah, but that's still better than your uncle who checks the sky and says, '
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