A Mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m.
His wife is livid. "You SWORE that you'd be home by 11:45!"
"No," slurs the mathematician... "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."
His wife is livid. "You SWORE that you'd be home by 11:45!"
"No," slurs the mathematician... "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."
My boss told me I had a lot of potential and that he could really see me going places. I got so excited, I thought I was finally getting that big promotion I'd been working toward for years.
Why are there no eye doctors in the chain of Alaskan Islands?
My son asked me why I always seem so energetic on Monday mornings. I told him it's because I spend all weekend recharging.
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