A Mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m.
His wife is livid. "You SWORE that you'd be home by 11:45!"
"No," slurs the mathematician... "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."
His wife is livid. "You SWORE that you'd be home by 11:45!"
"No," slurs the mathematician... "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."
A giraffe walks into a high-end department store and asks the clerk for a silk necktie, but insists on trying it on before buying.
Knock knock. Who's there? Kitten. Kitten who?
My boss told me I had a lot of potential and that he could really see me going places. I got so excited, I thought I was finally getting that big promotion I'd been working toward for years.
Why are there no eye doctors in the chain of Alaskan Islands?
Lord Commander: "So, Jon Snow, is it true you have lain with a Wildling girl?" Jon Snow: "Yes, sir, it is true."
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