Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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The Wooden Wonder
Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine, the wooden doors and the wooden chassis?
James Bond walks into a bar
James Bond walks into a bar and sits next to a chicken. Chicken: What's your name? Bond: My name's Bond. James Bond.
The Color-Coded Compliments
GF comes home after spray tanning. I say: Hey, orange you looking good! She says: Thanks. I say: Anytime, pumpkin! She says: You're sweet.
