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Eight Legs, Eight Shoes, Zero Chance
*sees a spider* I'm going to kill him. *turns around to get a shoe*
A Dream That Keeps Returning
I really liked the movie Inception. It's so fast-paced and keeps moving forward.
Poker
Keep your cards. Lose your frown.
Five-card draw, just for fun. Hold, draw and enjoy the hand.
Play Poker
Exactly As Advertised
I had an odd-job man in to help me do some work around the house. I gave him a list of 10 things to do.
The Software Update Ultimatum
My computer kept asking me to restart to finish installing updates. I ignored it for six months. Finally, I gave in and restarted. When it came back on, it just displayed one message:
Costume Drama, Literally
My girlfriend made me watch a movie with her about how women struggled during their menstrual cycles in the 18th century.
Stretching the Truth
What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?
Proud in Theory
*Grandma sobbing at my graduation* "Your parents would have been so proud seeing you up there."
Gifts from the Feline Mafia
"How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?"
Sokoban
Think outside the boxes.
Push each box onto a target. Every move matters.
Play SokobanOperating System Failure
A man walks into an Apple store and lets out a huge fart. Within seconds, everyone in the entire store leaves. Why?
Timeline Trivia
Put your past in order.
Arrange five historical events from earliest to latest.
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