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Radioactive Reception

What do you call a cellphone company that uses nuclear power?

A Foggy Situation

I tried to catch some fog earlier.

Explosive Primate

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A Bright Idea

So this ray of light broke bad.

Ghostly Directions

What is a ghost's favorite street?

Curtain Call

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!

The Nordic Race

Every year there is a race from one side of Sweden to the other.

The Mystery Beast

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

A Rare Medium Well Done

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Fungal Charisma

The reason I love mushrooms?

Fiscal Fitness

Today I got chased by a thief trying to steal my wallet..

Bering Strait Struggles

My roommate just told me he tried to walk to Russia from Alaska.

Architectural Ambition

Ceilings were just...

Tech-Savvy Gluttony

I ate so much at Thanksgiving, I had to loosen my Fitbit.

Coleman Lazy River

Good news for your wallet and bad news for your backyard fantasies: this "Coleman 200FT Lazy River Pool System" is apparently available at Costco. ...

Barroom Blindness

A man walks into a bar.

Calendar Confusion

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous...

Husband

I love you!

A Bad View

I once lived opposite a slaughterhouse.

The Weather App's Honest Review

I asked my weather app what the chances of rain were today. It said 0%. I walked outside and immediately got soaked. When I opened the app to complain, it had already updated to say 'Light showers expected earlier today.'