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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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The Restless Digit

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

Canine Social Media

I wonder if dog's had facebook,

Exhausted Transportation

Why can't a bike stand on it's own?

The Existential Crisis

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, agnostic and a dyslexic?

Amphibian Parking Violations

What happens when frogs park illegally?

Ant-Family Confusion

Why was the baby ant so confused?

Ballistic Unemployment

Everytime you pull the trigger a bullet loses its job...

A Flatulent Affection

My love for you is like a fart.

Fruit Aisle Philosophy

Well it's like my dad always told me 'When life gives ya lemons'

The Mallard's Tab

A duck walks up to a prostitute....

The Wookiee Navigator

I got a new TomTom and changed his voice to Chewbacca.

Budget Aquarium

I couldn't afford to take my kids to Sea World.

Divine Zoology

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Early Bird Special

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Scooter Capacity

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Forgettable Month

September is Alzheimer's Awareness month...

I once was bored

so I decided to eat a clock to pass the time.

Holy Water

How do you make Holy water?

A Lonely Prom Night

Did you hear about the skeleton who didn't go to prom?

Linguistic Switch

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

Start with the answer.

What's an easy way to ruin a good joke?