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Password Security

I needed a password at least eight characters long

Knightly Tunes

What file does a Knight store his music on?

World Domination

The best thing about hand sanitiser is that

Uncle Bill always gave 100%

Son: How did he die Dad?

Deep Sleep

To help me get to sleep

Emergency Confusion

Operator: 911 Me: My wife is going into labor, what do I do? O: Relax sir, is this her first born?

The Mystery of IDK

What does "IDK" mean?

Did you hear about the three guys that walked into a bar?

You'd think the third guy would've ducked.

Woodstock Memories

40% of Americans over 60 believe...

The Poet's Plight

There once was a wonderful poet who knew that one day he would blow it

A Quick Exit

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

Unreturnable Words

The wife & I fought last night. Saying things that can't be taken back.

The Force of Gift Giving

How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?

Breakfast with Kanye

What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

The Smartest Kid in Class

My son told me he finished all his homework in record time and his teacher said he was 'outstanding.' I asked him what subject it was.

The Apple User's Dilemma

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Spooky Poultry

What do you call a ghost chicken?

Ghostly Social Skills

One way to handle social anxiety is to pretend you are a ghost

Interstellar Planning

I was going to organize a space-themed birthday party for my son...

Lonely Debt

Debt collectors are so persistent,

Wine Wisdom

You prefer white wine over red?