Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
318 posts
A Tern for the Wurst
I saw a sausage fly by my window, I must be going insane, it was actually a bird.
The Cat Meeting
I had a meeting with my cat about his behavior. I listed all the things he broke, the food he stole, and the curtains he destroyed.
Anesthetic Humor
I asked the anaesthetist if I could administer the needle myself before my operation.