Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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The High School Horror
The scariest room in a haunted house would be filled with people you haven't seen since high school
Quantum Quacks
Two ducks are arguing in a bar about quantum physics... One turns to the other and says, 'Quark Quark'
The Quality Control Husband
My main job as a husband is to taste things that my wife thinks taste like they've gone bad
The Digital Age Paradox
My smartphone is so incredibly advanced that it can translate ancient Greek in real-time and map the entire observable universe. Yet, the moment I walk into the kitchen to get a glass of water, it loses the Wi-Fi signal and acts like we've traveled back to 1994.
The Unwelcoming Host
An infectious disease enters a bar and the bartender says, 'we don't serve your kind here'.
The Cat Owner's Guide
Do you hate yourself? Do you wish someone would trip you down stairs? Do you enjoy lacerations & and surprise vomit piles?
