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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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A Baaahhhd Movie

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

Geographic Commentary

Instead of calling them flyover states

The Rebel Stirrer

Just stirred my coffee with a fork

A Tern for the Wurst

I saw a sausage fly by my window, I must be going insane, it was actually a bird.

Belgian Youth

What do you call little kids in Belgium?

The Cat Meeting

I had a meeting with my cat about his behavior. I listed all the things he broke, the food he stole, and the curtains he destroyed.

Public Transit Pro

I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home.

You're a unit of power Joe.

"I'm a Watt?"

The Skeleton Bar

Why did the skeleton not go to the party?

Royal Larceny

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Parental Honesty

Daughter: Daddy, why do I have to go to bed so early?

Anesthetic Humor

I asked the anaesthetist if I could administer the needle myself before my operation.

Timeless Humor

The best thing about adolescent humor...

Condiment Privacy

What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Australian Hygiene

How does an Australian clean his bum?

The Smart Fridge

I bought a smart fridge and now it judges my eating habits.

The Camel Conundrum

What do you call a three-humped camel?

A Fishy Romance

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

Safety First

A horse walks into the bar

The Invisible Man

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

Cosmic Spud

What do you call a potato in space?