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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Modern Monikers

Imagine if last names were invented now,

The Duck's Perspective

I think a duck's opinion of me,

The Parenting Myth

Myth: Have kids close in age. It gets easier and they'll have a friend to play with.

The Clean Shaven Benefit

The bad news: I shaved off my beard.

Agricultural Breakups

How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

The Scratch Kitchen

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

The Final Outcome

Half of all marriages end in divorce...

Cookie Rebranding

They should just rename double stuffed Oreos to regular Oreos.

The Literary Lizard

What dinosaur has the best vocabulary?

Magical Gardening

What do you call a bearded gardener?

Chicken Coops and Their Doors

Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?

The Silent Treatment

Phone on silent. 10 missed calls. Turns volume to loudest.

The Sleepy Clock

Once a clock was very tired.. What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

The Giggle Factor

I must remember...no matter how well hidden I might be in my cardboard box fort,

Pirate Fashion

How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced?

Bobbing for Success

How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween?

The Vroomage

Salesman: first time buying a motorcycle? Me: that obvious?

Military Maneuvers

Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

The Office Mystery

Boss: I suspect one of you is dead

The Great Transit Paradox

Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?