Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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Emergency Confusion
Operator: 911 Me: My wife is going into labor, what do I do? O: Relax sir, is this her first born?
Did you hear about the three guys that walked into a bar?
You'd think the third guy would've ducked.
The Smartest Kid in Class
My son told me he finished all his homework in record time and his teacher said he was 'outstanding.' I asked him what subject it was.