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Naming the Baby by Committee

Our shortlist of baby names had three options.

The Great Ice Cream Flavor Arms Race

The ice cream shop in town added a 32nd flavor, so the shop across the street launched a 33rd.

Accidental Choreography in Aisle Five

I tried to pass someone in the grocery aisle. We both stepped left, then right, then left again.

The Error Message That Knew Too Much

My laptop showed me an error message I'd never seen before.

Immortalized by Street View

The Google Street View car finally drove down my street.

Grandma Discovers Texting

My grandma just learned how to send text messages.

The Unbeatable Hiding Spot

How does Dad always win at hide-and-seek?

The Ultimate Scare Tactic

I have found a surefire cure for hiccups.

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Sudoku

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Nine numbers. One happy brain.

Give every row, column and box its perfect number.

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Two Minutes Away, Spiritually

My food delivery app has said 'Your driver is 2 minutes away' for the last 40 minutes.

Self-Checkout Trust Issues

For the first time ever, I scanned every single item at self-checkout perfectly on the first try.

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Word Search

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Find words. Lose track of time.

Hunt for hidden words in humor-themed grids.

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Territorial Mornings

Our jungle guide explained that howler monkeys scream at dawn to mark their territory.

Search Party of One

ME: My son ran away. COP: We won't rest until we find him.

Clue-less in the Living Room

Me: *looks up from phone* Okay, it was Mr. Plum in the ballroom with the wrench.

Licked by the Holiday Spirit

I thought I would be proud of sealing all the Christmas cards myself...

A Cat's Idea of Gratitude

After I bought my cat a fancy new bed, she finally showed me some appreciation.

Budget Princess Problems

If I were a Disney princess, woodland birds would help me get dressed every morning.

A Very Agreeable Baby

My cousins named their newborn 'Terms and Conditions.'

Concert Through a Thousand Screens

I finally went to a big stadium concert, and everyone in front of me filmed the entire show.

Smart Speaker Wellness Mode

I asked my smart speaker to play something relaxing.

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