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Avian Ambition

My friend tried to get me with bird puns today.

The Zen Vendor

What did the Buddhist say to the Hot-Dog vendor?

The Glitter Manifesto

Instead of complaining that it's hard to remove glitter, accept it. Embrace it.

The Bovine State

What US state has the most cows?

Me and the other guys from the circus

took a night off to see some stand-up comedy but he was really mean and cutting.

Seal of Approval

Why are seals such homebodies?

Poultry Affection

What is the most affectionate type of chicken?

The Programmer's Dilemma

The two hardest things in programming?

Halloween Traditions

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

Bouncing Off the Walls

The missus just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline.

Sweet Venison

What do you call a Crazy female deer?

The Twitter Paradox

Twitter is the only place where

Finger Food Etiquette

Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers?

Mother-in-Law Duty

When a child whines and cries, you give it back to the mama, so...

Texting Voices

It's bad enough when the little voices in my head talk to me.

Ghostly Commute

Why did the ghost cross the road?

The Doorway Dilemma

If I exit the bathroom stall singing "Break On Through (To The Other Side)",

Carnival Games

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Gym Renaming

They've finally renamed my gym

Grammar Fears

My three biggest fears are mouses, wolfs & proper pluralization.

Scientific Kinship

What's another name for the Periodic Table of elements?