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The Universal Voice

We all have that funny voice we use when talking to dogs, babies...

If I could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive...

If I could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive...

Canadian Spelling Bee

How do you spell Canada?

The Sweet Suite

Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy? Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

Space Shuttle Oversight

Two space shuttle crews watched Felix Baumgartner and thought:

The Broke Mama

Yo mama is so poor,

Royal Flatulence

If two pharaohs farted at the same time

Musical Brass

What's brass and sounds like Tom Jones?

The Musical Ego

A wavy guitarist has low self esteem.

The Ocean Conversation

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Illuminating Administration

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

Grammar Perch

Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

The BuzzFeed Oddity

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

The Shuffle Shuffle

Anyone got a 10 year old daughter I could introduce as mine?

Extraterrestrial Networking

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Two Left Paws

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

The Discerning Sheep

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Celebrity Status

The new fun way to tell if a celebrity is crazy

The Password Requirements

My bank asked me to create a password with at least 8 characters, one uppercase, one lowercase, a number, a special character, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a unicorn.

A Mushroom Walks Into A Bar

A mushroom walks into a bar The bartender says: "Get out of here! We don't serve your kind here."

The Stick Shift Redux

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?