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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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The punchline comes first.

How can you be sure that a comedian has traveled back in time?

Before and After marriage!

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

High-Pitched Resignation

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

Spooky Pollination

What did the ghost say to the bee?

Parental Remote Control

Sometimes I wonder how people who don't have kids

Mt. Everest has lost its record status

Mt. Everest has lost its record status

Prehistoric Bathroom Breaks

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom?

Facebook Stalking

If you haven't logged onto Facebook for awhile,

Hydrant Chemistry

If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what is outside?

The Wood-Working Patron

A termite walks into a bar and asks

The Polite Patriot

On Canada Day, I like to say "HAPPY CANADA DAY!" to people.

Solo Romance

There's been a whole lot of office Romance

The Pig's Review

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Biscuit Business

I've got a new job in a biscuit factory.

The Babysitter Dilemma

I can't come tonight, I couldn't get a babysitter.

The Daily Grind

How do you know you've been making too many jokes?

The Voice

I farted in church today and four people spun around in their seats and looked at me.

A Party Fowl

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Legal Fatherhood

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Caught in the Act

If a red panda is caught stealing, what do you call it?

A waiter walks up to a table of older Jewish folks

A waiter walks up to a table of older Jewish folks while they are eating and asks: