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Shocking Legal Advice

A man got arrested for assaulting someone with a defibrillator.

By Chuckles

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Identity Crisis

Two cosplayers break up. When asked why,

By Chuckles

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Toblerone Geometry

Why are toblerones triangular prisms?

By Chuckles

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The Aspiring Ornithologist

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Toucan. Toucan who?

By LaughParty

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Animal Antics

What is the dumbest animal?

By Chuckles

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Schoolyard Scare

There was a kidnapping at school!

By Chuckles

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Mutant Math

How do mathematicians count x-men?

By Chuckles

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The Committed Couple

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Committed. Committed who?

By LaughParty

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Spy at the Beach

What did the spy say at the glass beach?

By Chuckles

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Home Invasion

Me: So, you come here often? Him:

By Chuckles

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Culinary Branding

Tater Tots is a much better name than the original...

By Chuckles

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The Structural Integrity Specialist

I tried to fix my sagging ceiling by nailing a giant piece of toast to the joists, but the whole thing collapsed anyway.

By LaughParty

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A Soup-erior Correction

Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup?

By Chuckles

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The Hunchback Website

Have you seen www.quasimodo.com?

By Chuckles

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Vegetable Preferences

What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?

By Chuckles

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The Antique Enthusiast

My friend asked me if I felt like I was getting older, so I told him I’m starting to feel like a rare, historical artifact.

By LaughParty

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A UDP packet walks into a bar

I would tell you another UDP joke

By Chuckles

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Tech Support Nightmare

My laptop is so dumb. Every time it says "Your password is incorrect", I type in: "incorrect"

By Chuckles

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The Optimist's Solution

If you see a glass as half empty,

By Chuckles

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A Sweet Birthday Wish

What did the Ice Cream say to the Birthday Girl?

By Chuckles

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The Non-Returning Boomerang

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

By Chuckles

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