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Camouflage Thief

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...

How to make Holy Water

Hey, how do you make Holy Water?

Parenting Skills

I just battle rapped my 4 year-old and rhymed "take a nap" with "piece of crap"...

The Heat Wave

It was so hot today

Frozen Balloon Trouble

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

The Arctic Ark

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

The Employment Line

I'll do a lot of things for money,

The Honest Husband

A woman asked her husband "what trait of me do you love the most?'' ''My beautiful face? My sexy body?" The husband looked at her from top to bottom, and answered,

The Principal's Big Announcement

My son came home from school and said his principal called him into the office to tell him he would not have a very bright future ahead of him.

Tiny Dairy Farming

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Identity Crisis

Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?

High Notes

What is Snoop Dogg's favorite note?

Currency Conversion

With how fat America is,

River Denial

A man fell into a river. Why did he refuse help?

The Polar Personality

I love the north pole and hate the south pole!, wait I love the south pole and hate the north pole!

Indifferent Inquiry

Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

Solo Performance

I played a piano duet with myself...

Cranial Logic

Headaches aren't real..

Making a Scene

Maybe, just once, someone will call me ma'am without adding,

Festive Searching

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

The Cinematic Stutter

Did you hear about the Lord Of The Rings and Taxi Driver fanatic who had a bit of a stutter?