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Getting Her Number Took Longer Than Expected

I finally worked up the courage to ask for her number.

Microwaved Leftovers Are a Geography Lesson

Reheating leftovers always goes the same way: lava on the edges, glacier in the middle,

Autocorrect Joined My Argument

My phone started fixing my grammar in the middle of a text argument.

Seen by Nine

I sent my best joke to the group chat and got 'Seen by 9.'

The Self-Checkout Machine Suspects Me of Everything

I placed a single banana on the self-checkout scale.

My Smart Speaker Now Sponsors Bedtime

I asked the smart speaker to play a soft lullaby so the baby would fall asleep.

Comic Fiction: Local Cat Declares Cardboard Box a Sovereign Nation

In a totally made-up press conference, a house cat announced that the Amazon box in the living room is now an independent country.

I Finally Used Algebra in Real Life

My teacher promised I'd use algebra someday, so today I solved for X: the number of cookies I could eat before dinner without anyone noticing.

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Minesweeper

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The Rook Has Been Waiting Since Move One

Every chess game, the rook sits in the corner for forty moves like a substitute teacher who wasn't given a lesson plan.

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Dad Still Prints Out Directions

My dad refuses to use GPS and prints his directions at home.

Finally, a Plant I Can Keep Alive

I bought a houseplant labeled 'thrives on neglect.'

Post Office's 'New Hours' Sign Now Qualifies as a Historical Artifact

Our post office still has a sign announcing its brand new hours. The paper is yellow, and the font is from another era.

Video Game Logic Has Ruined My Respect for Barrels

In video games, I'll smash every pot in a stranger's house looking for spare coins.

Game Trade-In Offer Puts My Childhood Into Perspective

I brought my entire game collection to the store to trade it in.

We Tried a Musical With No Music

We performed a whole musical without any songs, just people dramatically announcing their feelings to a room.

Local Man Outlasted by Automatic Door

In this entirely fictional report, a man spent ten minutes waving at an automatic door that refused to open.

Password Requirements Have Gotten Poetic

The website said my password needed a capital letter, a number, a symbol and a haiku.

My Fridge Has Opinions Now

My new smart fridge tracks everything I eat.

I Muted the Family Group Chat for One Hour

I needed a little peace and quiet, so I muted the family group chat.

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