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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Financial Strategy

The best way of saving money is to...

Vague Ramblings

Saw a homeless guy babbling about conspiracy theories that doesn't really make sense...

Beach Body Hacks

Lookin for a quick and easy way to beef up that scrawny bod and really turn some heads at the beach?

The Clock Appetite

Why did the clock go back for seconds?

The Vanishing Act

A Spanish magician announced that for his final trick, he would vanish into thin air. He counted down: uno, dos, then POOF!

A Name to Remember

Steve wrote home. 'I'm glad you named me Steve' he said in the letter. 'Why?' asked his mother in her reply.

Grunge Vintage

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

The Fitness Journey

I started a new fitness program. Day one went great: I drove to the gym, looked at it from the parking lot, and drove home.

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

The Plurality Perk

S is my favorite letter

The Fugitive Psychic

Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison?

Circus Blood

Why did the vampire attack the clown?

The Classic Collision

A guy walks into a bar...

Literary Party Planning

Keep in mind that "The Cat in the Hat" is a lesson to your kids on how to...

The Autocorrect Disaster

Autocorrect just changed "I am on my way" to "I am on my waffle."

Literary Sequel

The Grapes of Wrath 2:

Existential Dining

Yes, life is meaningless,

Mom writes to her son in Poland's army

Dear Son, I am writing this letter ever so slowly.....

The Atom Trust Issue

Why should you never trust atoms?

A Chilly Diagnosis

I keep getting the urge to purchase a big white bear from the arctic...

The Anxious Clasp

If you're anxious and you know it...