Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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The Pharmacist's Date
[First date] Ok, don't let her know you're a pharmacist. Her: Can you pass the salt?
Hide-and-Seek Tournament Troubles
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "You look like you've got a lot on your mind." The man replies, "Yeah… I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament" The bartender asks, "How'd it go?"
Cemetery Cell Service Struggles
My son said he didn't get a phone signal when walking past the cemetery.
No End in Sight
No end in sight... I can't see an end. I have no control. I don't think there's any escape. I don't even have a home anymore.
Lawn Care Tragedy
I read in the news today that a man in Los Angeles was killed when he got caught up in a turf war.
