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Whenever i am lonely or depressed my piano makes me feel better...
What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?
Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen?
What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?
Yeah, I guess you could say I "rescued" my dog.
How do you test a pirate for crabs?
Rock. Paper. Scissors.
What is atheism?
Learning how to say "where the hell am I?" in eight languages.
Dad: "Whaddya got there, son?" Son: "Soy milk."
What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet.
Did you know that protons have mass?
How come oysters never donate to charity?
I wonder who ate the first egg.
Never drink and derive
If a single Teacher can't teach us all subjects,
What's the slipperiest country?
What do prison and the Caps Lock button have in common?
I like to leave my gas cap hanging off when I'm on a date
Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?
