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The Right Way to Drive

Here in England, we drive on the right side of the road.

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Poker

Poker gameplay preview

Keep your cards. Lose your frown.

Five-card draw, just for fun. Hold, draw and enjoy the hand.

Play Poker

Poolside Observations

Whoa, calm down,

Clown Business

Why do clowns hate assassins?

Plant-Based Breakup

When I found out that my girlfriend was a vegan...

Hall of Fame Bowel Movement

I'm the Babe Ruth of the toilet.

The Final Kick

My grandpa told me this before he kicked the bucket.

Reptilian Detective

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

Hardware Hunger

There's no sticker warning me not to eat this box of nails...

Naughty Power Plant

Did you hear about the Power Plant that was bad for the environment all year?

Two atoms walked out of a bar

One turned to the other one and said, "we've got to go back in there, I left an electron." The other one asked, "Are you sure?"

Lost in Text Translation

Wife: Is Mexican food ok for dinner? Don't just text back k.

Bugging Out

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Stony Silence

What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Hakuna Moo-tata

Why did Simba's dad die in a stampede?

Fruit Popularity

Why are bananas so popular?

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Timeline Trivia

Timeline Trivia gameplay preview

Put your past in order.

Arrange five historical events from earliest to latest.

Play Timeline Trivia

[Last supper]

Jesus: Same time next week guys? *they all nod* Judas: I'll book a table for 12. Jesus: you mean 13.

Mozart, Beethoven, and Schwarzenegger are getting ready to throw a Halloween party.

Mozart turns to Arnie and asks, "what's your costume going to be?"

A Final Error

What do you call a typo on a tombstone?

Going Down in History

Farting in an elevator is... WRONG...

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