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The Backseat Driver
Riding with Uber earlier.. The driver said, "I love my job, I am my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..."
Weight Loss at the Racetrack
I lost 25 pounds. Just want to say I lost 25 pounds and I'm proud of myself.
I won't dessert you
I told my chef wife that if she were to leave me... please leave me one of your incredible cupcakes. She replied...
Minesweeper
Small squares. Big suspense.
Read the numbers. Flag the mines. Trust your logic.
Play Minesweeper
My dad keeps throwing erasers at me
My dad keeps throwing erasers at me and I finally snapped, "Why dad!"
A Very Brief Career Change
My son asked me why I quit my new job as a professional elevator operator after only one afternoon.
Pacman
Dots for dinner. Ghosts for drama.
Clear the maze and grab power pellets to turn the tables.
Play Pacman
Priorities
[on the phone] wife: My mom tripped over the dog me: Is she ok? wife: Yeah me: Can I talk to her? wife: Sure *calls for the dog*
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