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Philosophical Disappearance

Descartes walks into the bar. The bartender asks him, "will you have your usual tonight?"

By Chuckles

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The Pirate's Curriculum

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

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The Hungry Advertiser

How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

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A Graphic Designer's Argument

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

By Chuckles

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Gotham Fashion Advice

A girl asked me today if she is wearing too much make-up.

By Chuckles

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Synthesizer Heartbreak

I was dating an analog synthesizer but I had to break it off.

By Chuckles

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub

The first one says "Give me the soap".

By Chuckles

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Carb Loading

This doctor once told me eating a bagel was like eating 5 slices of bread

By Chuckles

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The Stubborn Ovine

What does a sheep in denial say?

By Chuckles

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The Brutal Salad

Any salad can be a Caesar salad

By Chuckles

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The Detective's Alma Mater

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

By Chuckles

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A Pirate's True Love

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

By Chuckles

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Literal Naming Conventions

Milk toast was probably named by same lazy guy

By Chuckles

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The Homeless Bachelor

Met a cute guy at the bar, gave him my number and told him to text me when he got home.

By Chuckles

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Aviation Vulture

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

By Chuckles

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The Tortilla Test

True: If you don't eat a whole basket of tortilla chips before your entree arrives in a Mexican restaurant

By Chuckles

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The Raking Incident

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

By Chuckles

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Explosive News

Ever since the news came out about Samsung...

By Chuckles

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The Irony of eBay

I bought an 'Irony Detector' off of eBay, but it was broken.

By Chuckles

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The Feline Solution

[commercial] [man comes home after long day, opens front door and is attacked by 8 cats] MAN: There has to be a better way!

By Chuckles

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The Puzzle Master

Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?

By Chuckles

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