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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Eye See What You Did There

My glass eye is freaking you out?

The founder of the Hokie Pokie died the other day

His funeral was a fiasco.

The Ultimate Breakup

How to break up with someone: You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: Which one?

The Ferrell Factor

How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

Musical Exclusion

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

About Time

My friend told me he is FINALLY going to watch the Back to the Future series.

The International Drummer

Who is the drummer for the Mexican Beatles?

New Year's Security

What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

The Late Cannibal

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to a dinner party?

Spirited Spirits

What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

Fetus, Handus, Legus

MOTHER-IN-LAW: So did you see the fetus?

Regional Dental Hygiene

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Grandpa Hunting

To catch a grandpa, you must THINK like a grandpa.

Dental Dangers

What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Pasta Curves

Real women have curves!!! Real women have spirals!!! Real women are plump and covered in a creamy sauce

Stable Confidence

So I went to a stable for a self confidence boost

Grammar Paws

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

Guess my nationality

Deducing from the man's accent that he was Briish, the other man said so. "You're correct, but where's the t?" asked the man.

Competitive Spirit

This isn't a competition!

Monday's Surprising Motivation

My son asked me why I always seem so energetic on Monday mornings. I told him it's because I spend all weekend recharging.

New Year, New Caterpillar

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?