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Autobots Assemble

Optimus Prime: AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT.

Cinderella's Courtroom Drama

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

The Quality Control Husband

My main job as a husband is to taste things that my wife thinks taste like they've gone bad

So if Mary had Jesus, and Jesus was the Lamb of God...

Does that mean Mary had a little lamb?

The Inferiority Complex

I doubt my inferiority complex

Swiss Positivity

So I asked this swiss dude to tell me something good about living in Switzerland.

Digital Confusion

Sometimes I can't tell if I'm looking at a captcha

The Digital Age Paradox

My smartphone is so incredibly advanced that it can translate ancient Greek in real-time and map the entire observable universe. Yet, the moment I walk into the kitchen to get a glass of water, it loses the Wi-Fi signal and acts like we've traveled back to 1994.

A Quiet Punchline

Ever hear the one about the deaf guy?

A Long-Winded Problem

Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?

Geometric Social Media

What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Bright Smiles

I like my girlfriend's new glow-in-the-dark braces...

Roman Numeral Blues

I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals...

The Mayweather Check

If you're reading this...

The Silent Plumber

What did the cold pipe say to the hot pipe?

Elevator Comedy

Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Musical Distance

I'm selling my Theremin.

Melon Matrimony

Why couldn't the two melons get married?

A High-Pressure Encounter

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isobar.

Visible Disappointment

I saw a chameleon today.

The Unwelcoming Host

An infectious disease enters a bar and the bartender says, 'we don't serve your kind here'.