Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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ATM Anxiety
Why do the people in front of me at the ATM always seem to be having some sort of damn major financial crisis?
Priorities
If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?
Homebody Goals
People who say "go big or go home" seriously underestimate my willingness to go home.