Jokes

Close to Your Lunch

Why do birds suddenly appear / every time you are near / just like me they long to be...

Leopard Love

If you love something, set it free.

Neighbourly Plot Twist

Sometimes I like to surprise my neighbours...

Physics Wins

Not that anybody asked, but the Irresistible Force beats the Immovable Object.

Digital Cookie Monster

Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking???

Wayne Manor Door Duty

Knock Knock. Batman: Who's there?

The Diet Struggle

The problem with dieting is

The Evolution of a Fly

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk. What do you call that same fly without legs?

Laundry Day Blues

Why did the washing machine stop?

Bad Hair Day

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

The Aftermath

What do you call that great feeling of satisfaction you get when you finish your homework?

The Reddit Reality

So a redditor walked into a bar...

Vegetarian Relations

Bigfoot's Bar Tab

Bigfoot walks into a bar..

The Letter D

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

A Risky Culinary Career

Just been sacked from my job as a chef for stealing.

Budget Concert

What concert costs 45 cents?

Happy Meal, Unhappy Duel

This baby at McDonald's may have started the screaming competition,

Lost the Plot

I saw six men carrying a coffin in the cemetery. Two hours later they were still carrying the coffin around the cemetery.