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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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A Heavyweight Queue

What do you call a queue of boxers?

Llama Zen

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

The Favorite Child

WIFE: he favors our son over our daughter. ME:

Success Redefined

The secret to my success

A Heroic Pun

Green Lantern

Stubborn Steeds

Horses are very contrarian...

Geometry Problems

Parallel lines have so much in common.

For the Record

I bought some vinyl cleaner,

The Missing Mood

They took my mood ring...

Playground Poultry

Why did the Chicken cross the playground?

Chernobyl Counting

I can count on one hand the number of times I've visited Chernobyl.

The Golfer's Wardrobe Malfunction

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Feline Foul Play

Why do felines always win board games?

Small Screen Success

I like Peter Dinklage in Game of Thrones

The Existential Bee

What did the confused bee say?

High Stakes Poker

Say friends, why is it tough to play poker with cattle farmers?

Atomic Seriousness

Why are atoms so serious?

A Riotous Tale

You hear the joke about the frenzied mob?

Seasonal Humpty

It's the first day of Autumn so let's make like Humpty Dumpty!!

Double the Dad

Children with gay fathers as parents, I seriously sympathize you all

Dream Production

After a dream I had last night, credits rolled.