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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Prehistoric Problems

What do you call an ugly dinosaur?

The Logical Motorist

Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light?

A Fishy Culinary Fact

Fun fact, clown fish are edible.

ATM Anxiety

Why do the people in front of me at the ATM always seem to be having some sort of damn major financial crisis?

Digital Health

What is a computer virus?

Digital Mirror

Facebook memories are a great way to see

The Sluggish Snail

I wanted to make my racing snail faster, so I took off its shell.

Checkers Champion

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Witchy Education

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Accent Training

Say 'beer can' in a British accent.

Spelling Bee Irony

My school always awarded dictionaries to the spelling bee winners.

Short Stature

What is E.T. short for?

Crunching Numbers

Guy in the club: *lifts up his shirt* I do 400 crunches a day.

The Replacement Plan

Me: You should be nicer to me. You'll never have another dad.

Priorities

If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?

Calendar Mastery

It may seem like I have my shit together,

A Blunt Observation

This surgical knife isn't sharp,

Culinary Romance

What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?

A Forgettable Performance

I was going to buy tickets to see Michael McDonald in concert...

Homebody Goals

People who say "go big or go home" seriously underestimate my willingness to go home.

Deep Sea Nerves

What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?