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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Mathematical Architecture

What's the integral of 1/(cabin)?

Sign Language

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Prehistoric Wanderer

What do you call a nomadic caveman?

The Fruit Casserole

Son: Are you eating pie for breakfast? Me (eating pie): No. Fruit casserole. Want some? Son: NO. I hate casserole.

Modern Priorities

Thank god I have the newest, fastest iPhone

The Math Teacher

Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?

The Harsh Critique

You could be a model.

Communist Caffeine

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Spooky Employment

What's the Boogeyman's part-time job?

The Unfinished Knock

My favorite knock knock joke. I need someone to start it

The Thought That Counts

I'm glad it's the thought that counts

Automotive Acronyms

What does FIAT stand for?

Howling Performance

What cars do wolves drive?

Criminal Naptime

A mother called the police on her 6 month old baby for not taking a nap.

Enterprise Restroom

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Parallel Parking Expert

My wife said I never listen to her. At least I think that is what she said.

Noodle Rehab

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

A Blockbuster Flop

Have you ever heard of the movie "Constipation"?

HULK WANT LOAN

HULK WANT LOAN. Bank: We can't loan to people like you. GREEN SKIN PEOPLE??

The Shrinking Word

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters?

Charged Up

My phone got arrested today.