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Awareness Campaign

April is alcohol awareness month.

Pixar Problems

You hang Up. "No you hang Up." No YOU hang Up. "No YOU hang Up."

Taking a Stand (Briefly)

People say I'm a stand up guy...

The Halloween Paradox

The definition of Halloween:

Rear View

I took some pictures of my girlfriend's butt this morning.

Status Update: Defeated

Facebook has really revolutionized...

Genetic Fashion

What did the Wife-DNA say to the Husband-DNA?

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Snake

Snake gameplay preview

Snack. Grow. Try not to crash.

Collect apples and keep your growing snake out of trouble.

Play Snake

Land of the Free (Monkeys Excluded)

Yeah, America is the so-called "land of the free"...

A Close Shave

A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...

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Typing Speed

Typing Speed gameplay preview

Fast fingers. Funny phrases.

Race the clock while typing words that make you smile.

Play Typing Speed

Purple Rain Check

Purifying yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka...

Medical Guests

The guys that taught me every medicine joke I know just arrived at my doorstep.

Skater's Lightbulb

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Social Strategy

I avoid making friends

Party of One, Now Serving

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in line at the DMV...

The Angry Rope

[in ambulance] "Can you describe the snake that bit you?"

The Miracle Cure

Doctor: That deafness cure help your brother? Archie: Sure did! He hadn't heard a sound in years and the very day after he took that medicine...

Low Standards

Cheating at a limbo contest....

The Future of Software

Eventually Adobe is going to release a software application that does nothing but update itself.

Siri-ously Savage

Me: Siri, tell me a joke.

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