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The Adobe Friend

"Hey, wanna hangout?" "Later." "Now?" "No, later" "How about now?" "Jesus christ."

By Chuckles

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The Grilled Defense

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

By Chuckles

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Habitual Quitter

Quitting smoking is really easy.

By Chuckles

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The Leg Length Requirement

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

By Chuckles

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A Nutty Crime

In the news, two nuts walked through Central Park today...

By Chuckles

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A Sewing Mishap

Today i made a mistake while sewing.

By Chuckles

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The Job Interview

Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in five years?" Me: "Celebrating the five-year anniversary of you asking me this question."

By LaughParty

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Wilderness Chills

If you want to get your beer cold out in the wilds

By Chuckles

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Lost and Found

I'm in a band called Missing Cat.

By Chuckles

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The Stealthy Barbarian

What do you call a barbarian you can't see?

By Chuckles

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The Silent Pet

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

By Chuckles

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A Sightless Stumble

A blind guy walks into a bar...

By Chuckles

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The Eavesdropper

I overheard two female coworkers say there was a creepy dude listening to their conversation.

By Chuckles

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Narcoleptic Dreams

Follow your dreams.

By Chuckles

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The Claustrophobic Astronaut

Why did the claustrophobic astronaut quit NASA?

By LaughParty

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The Seer's Struggle

Tom got a backache from working as a seer.

By Chuckles

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Safe Bet

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

By Chuckles

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Bad Dating Advice

*watching Dateline*

By Chuckles

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The Time Traveler Convention

I went to a time traveler convention last week.

By LaughParty

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A Polite Group

What is the term for a group of Canadians? Is it "an apology"?

By Chuckles

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Peter Pan

Peter Pan escaped the adult world...

By Chuckles

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