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Dairy Dialogue

What did one dairy cow say to another?

The PTA Strategy

Hitting on women at this PTA meeting

My Body Filed a Complaint

I asked my doctor why my knees pop, my back cracks, and my shoulders click every time I move. He said my body is just trying to communicate with me. I asked what it's saying.

Noble Silence

I told a joke about noble gasses the other day.

Unimpressed Dairy

What did the unimpressed cheese say?

The Nutritionist's Loophole

My nutritionist said that instead of eating three big cheeseburgers,

The Pirate's Milestone

What does a Pirate say on his Eightieth birthday?

Academic Overachievers

Sometimes I do things to children that they're too young to understand...

Cheesy Humor

Wanna hear a joke about Kraft Macaroni and Cheese?

The Gum Solution

This one time I swallowed a gum and my mom told me that "it stays in your system forever,"

Snowman Sniffing

Two snowmen in a field, one turns to the other and says...

Market Volatility

I lost 40 Pounds in 4 months!!

The Flintstone Difference

What is the difference between the people in Dubai & the people in Abu Dhabi?

A Grilling Mistake

ME: hey baby. HOT GIRL: ... ME: ... HOT GIRL: ... ME: *looks closer* HOT GRILL: ME:

Sharknado Fears

We got a tornado warning, and I'm too scared to open my windows.

A Brick-Built Elf

What do you call an elf made of lego?

Weasel Words

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

Financial Botany

They say money doesn't grow on trees.

Commuter's Cramp

I'm getting tired of riding to work from New Jersey to Manhattan with my neighbors.

The Literal Bar

A guy walks into a bar...

A Heavy Snack

I weighed myself today,