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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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The Kleptomaniac Club

Welcome to kleptomaniac club.

New Year's Logic

I have to work new years eve. But I'm not upset,

The Modern Man

Current beard: Outdoor woodsman

Aquatic Operators

Two fish are in a tank.

Socially Awkward Redditors

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

Movie Night Explainer

ok honey, you're going to love this movie.

The Proud Poultry

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Peak Comedy

What would you call a very funny mountain?

Tech Support Dining

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

The Viral Dance

Dance like no one is watching you

Fishy Physics

The distance this fish swam...

Legal Observations

What did one lawyer say to the other?

A Sweet Misunderstanding

My girlfriend and I were talking about pets, she said she'd like to get a manatee.

Grammatical Bar Fight

Past, present and future walk into a bar...

Death row

Guard: Any last words? Me: [smugly] photosynthesis.

Spherical Dairy

How does a physicist milk a cow?

The Grilling Mishap

I was grilling, and dropped a hamburger patty

A Breadless Encounter

I was eating at an Indian restaurant when a homeless man came in and asked the girl behind the counter if they had any food he could have.

Hamster Habits

My hamster died...

Pavlov's Costume

Costume Ideas For Halloween, you should dress up as Pavlov.

The Missing Letter

What do you call a fish with no eye?