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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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The Desert Mirage

I was walking in the desert and saw a redwood tree. I knew this must be a mirage, so I ran into it. To my dismay, the tree and I collided.

The Invisible Man

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

A Boring Encounter

One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she asked.

Cosmic Spud

What do you call a potato in space?

Supernatural Debt

If you don't pay your exorcist,

House Rules

At my house, it is customary for you

The Social Media Purge

I'm never more ruthless than when deciding who to wish a happy birthday to on Facebook

A Sticky Situation

Waiter is there soup on the menu?

A Fruitful Union

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Sea Monster Lunch

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

The Breakfast Nap

Everyone needs a three hour nap

The Procrastinator Club

I joined a procrastinator support group.

Snowman Snacking

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Entrepreneurial Spirit

Breaking Bad is my favorite documentary

The Michael Cera Mystery

I can't tell if Michael Cera is actually an actor,

The Neighborly Perspective

My neighbours are loud and obnoxious.

The Bald Porcupine

What do you call a bald porcupine?

Skipping the Details

Wanna hear a Joke about a Jump rope?

The Salad Struggle

Ate a salad for lunch

And now it's time for Guess How Many Belly Rubs I Want!

Remember, contestants, guess wrong and you get the claws!

Super Stylist

I get my hair cut twice a week.