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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Marsupial Burdens

I bet kangaroos get tired of holding all of their friend's keys and cell phones while they're at the beach.

Stay-at-Home Pooch

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Dungeon Retirement

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Technical Support Needed

How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?

The Knowledge Gap

You can lead a human to knowledge...

Holy Actor

What do you call a pile of blessed black waist sashes?

Sanctified Boiling

How do you turn regular water into holy water?

Fungal Real Estate

How much space does fungi need to grow?

Why did the computer crash?

Why did the computer crash?

Hairy Situation

I saw a man with several rabbits on his head today... When I inquired as to why he had rabbits on his head,

Family Ties

Some of you are like family to me.

Vocabulary Upgrade

I used to be poor.

The Recycling Career

I once had a job crushing cans.

Cooling Off

"I'm not a fan."

Viking Reincarnation

Did you hear the one about the Viking who was reincarnated?

A Slice of Happiness

Don't cry because it's over,

The Jedi Commute

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

Underwear

Knock knock. Who's there? Underwear.

How to Become an Overnight Success in Just Fifteen Years of Failure

If you have ever spent more than five minutes scrolling through the internet, you have likely encountered the term "overnight success." Usually, this ...

Dora's Logistics

Dora could get to her destination in half the time

Meteorological Moods

What do you call an angry wind?