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The Holiday's Identity Crisis

I asked my calendar why it seemed so stressed around the end of December. It said it had too many dates to keep track of. I told it to just take things one day at a time.

Breakfast Botany

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Tents Situation

I went camping recently.

Existential Retail

Don't assume Wal-Mart sells walls.

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Tiles

Tiles gameplay preview

Slide into a little victory.

Shuffle your way to order in the classic number puzzle.

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The Truth About Comedy

What's the difference between Whose Line is it Anway and /r/jokes?

Breaking the Ice the Hard Way

"Titanic." "What??"

Breakfast at the Reserve

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to a poached rhino?

Pirate Pricing

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

Grammar Ownership

When people write, "your dumb," maybe it's not a typo--they just mean stupidity belongs to you.

Star Trek Exit

That Russian guy died today....

Age Verification

I just got carded at Forever 21.

King Kong's Skyscraper Warning

What did the great ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?

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Impostor Word

Impostor Word gameplay preview

One word is acting suspicious.

Spot the odd word hiding among four connected words.

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Barroom Philosophy

An amoralist, a nihilist, and a world-weary cynic walk into a bar.

Love at First Swipe

"Dad, how did you fall in love with mom?" "Well, son, long story short, I saw her picture on Instagram and it was love at first...

A Culinary Crossing

Why did the Chicken cross road?

Liquid Assets

A man came to my door earlier and asked for a small donation towards the town's new swimming pool.

Miranda Rights

Girls named Miranda never think it's funny when you tell them...

The Ultimate Travel Agent

"Were you in Paris on your vacation?"

Standard Procedure

I refuse to lower my standards

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