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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Toadally Sweet

What's a toads favourite sweet?

Supernatural Hearing

My kids can't hear the dog barking for 15 minutes to come back inside,

The Hipster Bulb

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Bloody Pun

A guy goes to donate blood, but decides not to.

The Silver Lining

Thanks to my recent change to a healthier lifestyle, I am no longer fat and ugly.

Refreshing Footwear

Pepsi just bought out Nike.

The Web's Resident Arachnid

What sits in the middle of the world wide web?

Airport Etiquette

I got arrested at the airport last week...

The Most Productive Part of My Day

I spent three hours today carefully crafting the perfect caption, choosing the ideal filter, and finding just the right hashtags to post a photo of my lunch.

Royal Printing

Is this InkJet any good? Sure, we've sold it to royalty Princesses?

Cosmic Romance

What happened before the Big Bang?

The Analog Solution

There is this new awesome technology to do group chats...

Scientific Intimacy

My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom.

Coastal Romance

I'm starting a dating app for people who live in Eastern Virginia.

The Camping Chemist

Why do chemists never do well on camping trips?

The Delayed Release

Have you seen the movie Constipated?

Musical Differences

My girlfriend played the cello and I loved it. But recently she gave up the cello and took up the violin, so I had to break up with her.

The Snoop Squad

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

A Windy Situation

Did you hear that they are building massive oscillating blades in New York?

An Original Idea

Wanna hear a word I just made up?

Missed Opportunities

A depressed Storm Trooper goes to the bar for some jager shots.