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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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THE HORROR!

*splat THE TRAGEDY! *splat IT'S AWFUL! *splat SO MUCH BLOOD! *splat WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?! *splat

Lunchtime at the Farm

Where do baby cows go to eat lunch?

Bad Luck Buffet

My black cat just ate my four leaf clover.

The Garlic Defense

Telling my daughter garlic is good for you. Good immune system and keeps pests away.

The World-Saving Ratio

how many people does it take to save the world?

The Shrinking House

My house is really small

Dream Catcher Economics

I know dream catchers don't work

A Musical Bargain

FOR SALE: Faulty Guitar.

The Social Accountant

What's an extroverted accountant?

Valet Troubles

What did the car say to the valet?

Pete and repeat are in a boat

Pete and repeat are brothers. Pete falls overboard, who's left?

The Fugitive Vegetable

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

The Bigfoot Ballet

I don't believe in Bigfoot; because he never believed in me.

Primate Communications

How does a baboon make phone calls?

Golfing Wardrobe

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Automotive Confusion

I don't understand women.

The Cage Search

I just Googled 'Nicolas Cage jokes' and it showed me a list of every film he's been in.

Philosophical Disappearance

Descartes walks into the bar. The bartender asks him, "will you have your usual tonight?"

A Graphic Designer's Argument

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Carb Loading

This doctor once told me eating a bagel was like eating 5 slices of bread

The Stubborn Ovine

What does a sheep in denial say?