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Midnight Preparedness

I sleep with a knife under my bed in case I can't open my midnight snacks.

Grounded Flight

My paper aeroplane won't fly.

Swift Regret

Just ate the last slice of pizza and I wish there was more.

Coding Blues

Why was the programmer lonely?

The Fashionista Girlfriend

What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates: 1. Nice shirt 2. Wow, a second nice shirt. 3. Okay, first shirt again.

The Psychic With A Weight Problem

What do you call an obese psychic?

Kayaking Where You Least Expect It

I found a guy kayaking in my attic when I got home from work today...

Artistic Audition

Why did Van Gogh become a painter?

The Adulthood Paradox

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast,

Sledding Blues

Just went sledding for the first time I liked it until I got on the sled.

Dashboard Dining

Glad the lady in front of me decided at the last second to stop at the yellow light

The Last Kick

I remember the last thing my granddad said before he kicked the bucket.

The Naive Hydration

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 on those little bottles of Evian water?

Spanish Dairy

what if soy milk is just regular milk....

The Panther's Agenda

The Pink Panther's To Do list:

The Social Media Grudge

"Well well well, if it isn't the person who didn't like my Instagram photo"

The Honest Liar

Never underestimate the value of stretching...

A Timely Observation

Hands down half 6 is my favourite time of day.

Rhino Breakfast

How do rhinos like their eggs?

A Heavy Realization

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.

Personal Space Invader

According to my neighbor's journal,