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Unfollow Challenge

Twitter should give you 5,000 followers when you start...

The Zen Order

A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand.

Scaramouche in the Boardroom

Sorry I started singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the accountability meeting,

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Tron

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Bright trails. Sharp turns.

Outlast the AI in a glowing race without hitting a wall.

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A Matter of Perspective

Customer: Why is my hairline receding?

Rudolph's Retirement

The life expectancy of reindeer is 8-10 years.

Strike Out

Why don't matches play baseball?

Remarkable Office Supplies

You know, I just love whiteboards...

Paper Folding Frustrations

Talking to women is a lot like origami.

Relationship Status

Men. Can't live with 'em...

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Sokoban

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Think outside the boxes.

Push each box onto a target. Every move matters.

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The Reeces Pieces Thesis

I have a theory that consuming little bits of peanut butter encased in colored candy shells provokes silly rhymes.

Critic's Choice

I can't understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program.

James Calls a Doc for Help...

James: Doctor, my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child?

Et Tu, Aluminum?

I cut my finger on a beer can last night.

Yeasty Relations

Did you know that yeast cells are incestuous?

Grammar Angels

I wish instead of Grammar Nazis there were Grammar Angels.

Ski Trip Split

I broke up with my girlfriend on a ski trip.

Hiss-terically Clear Vision

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Shot my dog 's'mornin'

Farmer: "Shot my dog 's'mornin'" Friend: "Were he mad?"

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Yahtzee

Yahtzee gameplay preview

Let the good rolls roll.

Roll five dice. Pick your holds. Chase a great combo.

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