Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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The Cloud's Identity Crisis
I asked the meteorologist why he seemed so emotionally distant lately. He said he'd been going through a lot.
The Weather App's Honest Review
I asked my weather app how accurate it was. It said, 'We're right about 50% of the time.' I said, 'That's terrible!' It said, 'Yeah, but that's still better than your uncle who checks the sky and says, '
Kayaking Where You Least Expect It
I found a guy kayaking in my attic when I got home from work today...
The Most Productive Part of My Day
I spent three hours today carefully crafting the perfect caption, choosing the ideal filter, and finding just the right hashtags to post a photo of my lunch.
My Body Filed a Complaint
I asked my doctor why my knees pop, my back cracks, and my shoulders click every time I move. He said my body is just trying to communicate with me. I asked what it's saying.
The Parent Performance
Most of being a parent means saying "Great!!" when your kid insists you watch him perform an unidentifiable skill.
My Son Isn't Mine?
I was very upset when my wife told me our son wasn't mine.
The DIY Expert's Confession
I spent all weekend watching tutorial videos, carefully measuring twice, and selecting the perfect tools before tackling my first home improvement project.
Fitness Trail Motivation
We got a notice at work that a coyote had been spotted on the fitness trail,
