Find your next laugh.

Weighty Matters

My ex-girlfriend told me nothing shocks her anymore

Rubbing People Wrong

I had to quit the massage business.

The Wasp's Knees

I once played the back end of a wasp in a pantomime play.

The Naughty List Shortcut

I just assume everyone on my Christmas list has been naughty.

The Laundry Bucket List

I try to live each day like it's my last.

Sweet Roles

I've got a pretty big role coming up

What goes dot-dot-croak dot-dash-croak ?

Medical Malpractice

My 4-year-old is playing doctor with her baby dolls. She walked by a minute ago holding just a leg.

The Zoo Beat

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

Condescending Defined

A lot of people say I'm condescending...

Stoner Finance

Where do stoners keep their money?

A Pirate's True Love

What's a pirates favorite letter?

The Customer is Always Right

I think I will start calling my wife "My Customer"

The Funny Farm Misunderstanding

They say Margaret is a raving beauty.

Stuffed and Distracted

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Dental Dilemma

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

Ape Walk

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

The Box Hater

I raised my hand during my kickboxing lesson to ask when we get to kick boxes.

Reggae Typography

What was Bob Marley's favourite font?