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ME: Excuse me...Where's the rowing boat equipment?

EMPLOYEE: Keep going down there, Oar Aisle. ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: EMPLOYEE: ME:

Alphabet Soup

I ate five cans of alphabet soup yesterday.

Awkward Greetings

Sorry I got confused

What do you call...

a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Speeding Ticket Blues

I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail.

Radioactive Comedy

Never tell a joke to plutonium,

The Linguistic Trap

If you say "gullible" slowly it sounds like "oranges"

5 People You’ll Definitely Witness Recording Your Choking Instead of Helping During a Fancy Dinner Party

We have all been there. You are at a fancy dinner party, trying to look sophisticated while eating a piece of overcooked steak, when suddenly, the per ...

Helicopter With An Ejection Seat

What do you call a helicopter with an ejection seat?

The Door Identity Crisis

When is a door not a door?

The Cloud's Identity Crisis

I asked the meteorologist why he seemed so emotionally distant lately. He said he'd been going through a lot.

Vampire's Best Friend

What kind of dog does a dracula like?

A Sweet Tooth

Why did the bear eat his mate?

Legal Tech Gap

Lawyers and computers have both been proliferating since 1970.

Remote Control Favoritism

Daughter: Here you go! Me: You're my favorite. Son: Yesterday, you said I was your favorite! Me:

My father's kids won't get this...

My father's kids won't get this...

Portuguese Puns

What do you call an old person from Portugal?

The Monk's Order

A Buddhist monk walks up to a Hotdog vender and says

The Ultimate Security

If banks are so worried about people stealing their pens,

Commuting Chef

How does a chef get to work?

Airport Fashion

When going through TSA inspection at the airport, there's no telling how long it will take...